The Comic Chef strolls by inside the laboratory, checking on what cybernetic nerd is wirking on. It looks like a metal sphere with 12 holes*

Jerry: Oh boy

The marsupial is not impressed with the boa’s shanantics. Glare stops what he’s doing for a moment & adjusts his hearing aid, since snakes are deaf.

Glare: Oh! You’re here? Awesome!

The snake’s unblinking eyes glow with enthusiasm, and he slithers towards the fantastic deities.

Glare: I’m so happy that you’re here! I need your natural vectors to help me create my reverse time machine.

…

Vermosa: Umm, good luck.

Glare: What? Its simple, just build a machine to reverse my entropy.

Jerry: Walking inside & turnning on a reverse time machine is just turnning off a foward time machine & Walking backwards out.

Glare: So I’ll be stuck in an infinite loop since I lost his memory that he turnned on the time machine

Jerry: Well at that point in spacetime, that event has yet occured, you could never remember when you turnned on your time machine, because your memory of activation has yet to be activated.

Glare: I see your point, but in a quantum mechanical scale, causality doesn’t matter, only probability.

Jerry: A probability of what?

Vermosa: A probability of the illusion of causality? ;3

Jerry: Well?… Are you saying that’s possible? I don’t think you could reverse probability

Glare: Well if I did travel back in time, and I flipped a coin one side with green & the other side pink before I turnned on the time machine, and if I were stuck in an infinite loop, or quantum suicide, which is more like a never ending game of russian roulette in my opinion. Anyways, Do you belive the coin would reveal the same color every event I after entered the machine?

Jerry: Well, of course.

Vermosa: You’re not a quantum physicist if you calculate using causality.

Jerry: Well there’s factors of causality, the strength at which he flips thr coin, the location & speed of the air molecules rubbing against the solid coin the-

Vermosa: Stop right there! The location & speed. There’s no simotaneous certainty of location & speed for the miniscule of what our mind scomprhends as points of matter.

Jerry: Yes Vermonis, I’m highly aware of the uncertainty principle.

Vermosa: but I could place a thousand bets you didn’t know there’s a second uncertainty, not just position & momentum, but time & energy as well.

Jerry: Well, that’s certainly faccinating.

Glare: UN-certainly faccinating that’s. ;3

Jerry: Yes Glare, I get it -_-

Vermosa: Even if you were certain of all the factors, you could never predict where & when virtual particles interact with.

Jerry: Yes, they’re quantum flucuations in the vacuum, but you’re saying that CAUSE of probability that’s not going to repeat, well, yet to repeat the flucuation.

Vermosa: Tell me cosmic chef, how are you absolutely certain that spacetime will repeat all its events in the precise same order if retro causality is possible, when & where these virtual particles don’t exist in the vacuum to predict where & when their properties are?

Jerry: Simple, quantum flucuations occur so rappidly in the fields that they’re simotaneous in every frame of refference.

Vermosa: Every frame of refference Really? Then that means hawking radiation shouldn’t evaporate black holes since the vacuum is consistent in every refference frame.

Jerry: Well, ummm, I honestly don’t know. I think it would be silly for our loving father to have a random universe, but if one thing is for certain, he’s the only one who’s state of mortality that cant be identified.

Glare: If he interacts with his realities at all T_T that is. Though this brings me up to another question, who’s being affected by the reverse time travel, the entire reality, or just that person? If so, what would the other observers see, an event horizon?

Vermosa: Excellent question Glare. *The black rat materilizes out of the vortex eye of the chef’s eye, falls down on to the serpent’s snout to give a little smooch.* Im’ so proud of you ^w^. *Dematerilizes back into the vacuum.*

Glare: Thanks, but proud of me what exactl-

Vermosa: If we traveled back in time near the speed of light, back tracking your worldline, then yes you would regenerate a black hole, or possibly a white hole?

Jerry: Okay, I had enough for the night. I’m just going to clean your mess & head to bed.

Glare: But its still morning outside?

Jerry: Yes, but only in your frame of refference, my worldline is much earlier *yawns*

Conclusion, Glare isn’t entirely certain if his time machine is possible, but if quantum mechamcis uas taught the reptile anything.

Glare: Any event, is only a probability, of possibility!

“God Doesn’t Play Dice”

~Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Causality just can’t be random, general relativity needs point events in spacetime in order to describe the nature of the universe. Are you seriously telling me that Quantum Entanglement is real? Nothing is faster than a massless photon.

“Eienstein, stop telling god what to do!”

~Neils Bohr (1885-1962)

Our math says particles are probalistic, we can never predict its properties of when & where they’re simotaneously. Causality is an illusion, its not point A to point B, its point A to what ever path that is probably least resistant to point B.

“Not only does God play dice, but… he sometimes throws them where they can’t be seen.”

~Stephen Hawking (1942-2018)

Not only we live in a probalistic universe, but the randomness of quantum mechanics is hidden on the other side boundary, of an event capturing black hole.

Glare: Jerry, how come I can’t travel faster than the electromagnetism interacting?

Jerry: Pardon?

Glare: light in a vacuum

Jerry: Well, they’re things that can travel faster than light in general relativity, in special relativity, nothing is faster than light

Glare: How come? I’m sure quantum entanglement & cosmic inflation is faster

Jerry: The Lorentz’s Factor, not you Lorentza, states that the more energy you accelerate through spacetime, the more mass you gain, which states that you’re going to need more energy to move that mass. Before you say anything, and I know what you’re thinking.

Vermosa: If I throw an object hard enough, will it gain so much mass that it collapses into a black hole? No

Jerry: Correct Vermonis, it doesn’t, because the law of thermodynamics. I’m getting ahead of the question. In relativity, the speed of light is not about light it self, but the speed of causality, or the quickest way for points where & when events can communicate to eachother. Light, has no mass, and therefore experience no spacetime. I know, it sounds confusing since in our observation light has a speed limit.

Glare: How can a particle experience if it has no consciousness?

Vermosa: Well, that solves one of our problems

Jerry: It takes infinite ammount of energy to move an object with mass at the speed of a photon, but infinity is impossible for a limited reality. The faster you accelerate, the more energy you need to move that object. I call this Zeno’s Limit of Causality, cause you’re always going to need more energy to even match the speed of a massless particle, but how can you travel faster than the information.

Glare: & The only place where you could travel faster than information is beyond the event horizon of a black hole.

Jerry: Correct, and that’s precisely what Rukko is, an ifinetismal of light squeezed into the flesh of a child.

Glare: If a particle observes no spacetime, which I think is the result of quantum superposition & the Heisenberg Uncertainty principle. Does that mean when a virtual photon pair sepperate & fall into the event horizon, does the particle begin to observe spacetime?

Jerry: I don’t know, That’s why it’s called an event horizon, all events fall towards Schwarzchild, all information of those events, I just don’t know.

Glare: Wait, but can’t you exit realities into another?

Jerry: It has been a long night, I just want to rest.

Glare: Jerry?

Jerry: Yes Glare?

Glare: I have been noticing that you haven’t been using automated technology to manipulate spacetime. Why’s that? Is it because the robots will become self aware and turn against you?

Jerry: First of all, the idea of a real robot apocalypse is childish, secondly, no. The computers will not suddenly advance to awareness unless we program it to in the first place. No, the main reason we don’t give computers spacetime possession is that the risk of errors & viruses. It would lead to spontaneous black holes, worm holes, inflation, just chaotic disruption in general relativity.

Glare: How come?

Jerry: In order for a computer to run, it needs to process the information of what program its task is. When the computer attempts to run spacetime, it’s unable to comprehend the bits, because the smallest piece we understand is Planck’s Constant, any other meassurment is too blurry, all events just fall into this incalculable singularity. If we can’t fully understand the nature of the entire vacuum, then how do we expect to program a computer to run something that we don’t know.

Glare: I see, so because gravity has yet to be quantized, and it can’t fuly interact with spacetime, that increases the probability of an error. Well no problem at all, I mean after all, you’re the legendary Cosmic Chef,I’m sure you can fix this in no time at all.

Jerry: Legends are only rumours, but Right now currently, we should fix the one “Rukko” before creating another.

*staring at his apron*

Glare: Well, thank you for answering my question.

Jery: Thank you?

Glare: Yes, thank you.

Jerry: I haven’t heard you addressing manners to me in a while, so. I appreciate that, very much.

Glare: Honestly, manners are just insecurity of one’s careful actions.

Vermosa: He’s sorta right, you know.

Jerry: J-just, please, leave me be.

Glare: Not yet, I’m going to ask why does all of this chaos even matter to you in the first place if you only inhabit one reali-

Jerry: Or I’ll force you to leave me be!

Glare: Okay, I’m leaving, I’m leaving! *slithers away*

…

Vermosa: You’re eventually going to have tell him about the neighborhooding immortals.

Jerry: Please, please don’t remind me.

Me: I returned from the dentist after having oral surgery, had two molars extracted, the experience was relaxing since I was inhaling nitrous oxide (laughing gas), but now the effect & local anesthetic has worn off, and now it hurts, Like an empty throbbing. However, I’ve been working on more character sketches & science fiction ideas. One about the special relativity of The Cosmic Chef’s Natural Vectors, I’ve also been sketching the map where my main protagonist lives, and redesigning Glare Lorentza’s outfit to fit his well, lets say “personality”.

Thanks for listening ❤

Glare: When I was chatting with the vacuum goddess Vermosa, about the soul being a wave of vibrating energy, and properties as the chakras, I was baffled, yet interested

Now before we can move on, you have to understand what are virtual bubbles, because what I’m going to say next, is mind boggling. First, empty spacetime isn’t empty, because according to the Heisenberg Uncertainty principle, you can never measure a particle’s position & momentum simultaneously, even after wave function collapse. The uncertainty principle predicts virtual particles or particle pairs of matter & antimatter that emerge from nothing, and annihilate each other afterwards. If you’re a classical physicist, like Jerry, you would argue that’s impossible, and violates the conservation law of thermodynamics, matter & energy can’t be created or annihilated. E=mc^2 says so. First, that equation isn’t about energy transfer, it says that energy is matter multiplied by the speed of light in a vacuum squared, but general relativity also says that spacetime is energy, and energy curves spacetime. Well I’m getting a head of my self, anyways, just accept for now that emptiness is a pool of virtual particles, its vacuum energy, this will make a lot more sense later once I add quantum field theory. So these virtual particles generate quantum fluctuations in the vacuum of spacetime. When matter & antimatter separate, there’s a force what we call negative energy, I’m not going to say how I harness this negative energy, cause I don’t want anyone else to find me and vandalized my simulation plans.

So after I harness this negative energy, or exotic matter, I can now blow & materialize virtual bubbles! A virtual bubble, is a bubble that doesn’t interact with reality as much, since it has negative mass, which mean it’s also difficult to measure molecules it’s composed of. However, that doesn’t mean we can’t observe its properties. Also one more thing before we continue, there’s something the immortals fight, play, and communicate with called the mandala game. Its where they throw or suck in a bunch of materials at each other, in to be honest, glorious symmetrical patterns, I envied it like always, so I have a few mandalas of my own. Anyways, moving on.

My static bubble wand shoots as it shows, ignore the platonic solids, that’s just some traditional culture. The higher the wavelength of the virtual bubble, and by wavelength, I mean energy. The less it interacts with reality, the Hole more acting like a lens, I did a few tests with a few friendly immortals, who agreed to take the test, but didn’t wanted any thing to do with the Fire element, which they say is the most painful, at any rate of acceleration. Too me, it’s the most violent. Which I’ll post the data in the next post.

What’s with the Symbols?
The symbols are based on the chakras, which are said to be spinning vorticies inside the soul of the body. Well here they’re not rotating, but vibrating soul. Think of it as a soul nervous system, and each part of the soul is a chakra which vibrates at different wavelengths, the root having the lowest, and the crown having the highest, each vibrating in different fields, this is how soul interacts with reality, and how souls interact with each other, by exchanging information of auras, my virtual bubbles appear to be interacting with uncertain auras

Earth

Earth is classical, it’s what we’re familiar with, we feel our reality to be solidly durable, but still changing with nature.

Glare: Earth interacts classically with reality, they’re just plain normal bubbles that are balanced by air pressure & surface tension.

Water

Water flowing off our classical understanding of mechanics, it will act quantum here & there, but we are still familiar that’s still with us

Glare: Water bubbles do not always emerge out of the wand, in fact they emerge away from the wand, like it was on a delay. These bubbles do not pop, only fizz in & out. What’s even weirder is that iridescent surface is not swirly fluid, but the cosmos, as if I created some wormhole.

Fire

Fire is burning, it’s the pain and power use to manipulate reality. The potential energy whiten fire is godly.

Fire bubbles don’t even look like bubbles, but needles all surrounding one point, they’re highly unstable, and can implode by cavitation, releasing a lot of energy. I don’t stuff much matter in there since they can blow up without me being aware where & when I released them, as they emerge about a foot away from my wand, which is kinda scary that I have no control over where & when they can be, but its no less frightening than immortal powers.

Air

Air is much more calm, and is nearing the gap between classical & quantum mechanics. It’s the correspondence principle, and it’s the bridge to both worlds.

Glare: Air bubbles are worm holes, Einstein-Rosen Bridges fizzing in & out of the way with hawking radiation. if there’s any material present, it will lightly swirl around it, making a soft accretion disk, the edges of the bubble are warped by the gravitational lensing of the negative energy that’s keeping the wormhole open. There’s a certain size I need to keep the wormhole, or else the negative energy inside will expand, slower than the wormhole evaporating from gravity, or it will collapse back into a black hole, killing us all.

Ether

First of all the Ether has been disproved by the Michelson-Morley experiment, as we now know that light doesn’t propagate through a medium. So what’s this ether? this ether is ghostly, nearly virtual, only interacting with reality very slightly. It’s probably what the kundalni vibrates in.

Glare: Now this is where the Mandala Game gets more confusing, when I switch to the Ether element, I will not see the bubbles exit out of the wand, and they can be there for a long time, before flashing fading in & out of me.

Light

Ironically not light at all, but a point of energy that penetrates anything by quantum tunneling, This is not light because it’s faster then information, as the information just went to point A to B. It’s invisible to our “mortal third eye” To immortals this experience is like an expanding beam, because their mortalities vibrate at higher frequencies that are subtle to us. They see it as not a straight beam, but a bunch of particles interacting with each other going in crazy Brownian directions, all the way back to their target.

Glare: I’m starting to think that Immortals are able to experience quantum mechanical nature. I hear them report saying they feel the particles here & there, that the bubbles are taking weird paths before fusing back together, that they can’t always determine where & when what’s happening, they need our reality to validate what’s happening before it’s too late.

Fantasy

Nothing mortal or solid can’t detect this, because the attack range is infinity, it rarely interacts with our reality, immortal observations says that it does, but they’re not positive since you cant’t validate experience.

Glare: I find this hilarious that I can defeat an immortal with just one click of my button on the Fantasy Setting, it doesn’t effect their physical body, but their soul, and since the information can’t go back, the only way to reset the body is demolishing it self. However, this doesn’t always work, they practice moving a lot.

Vermonis Possessing Jerry: The Mandala Game is this, an aura is the element of which effects the soul to “experience” pain, while the physical body is how much damage. Pain & damage is what balances mortals & immortals. Imagine Our consciousness as a bubble, spirituality says the bigger the bubble, the more awareness you’re expanding, which in fact is the opposite. Expanding the bubble blurs the perception of reality, it loses focus and tips over into chaos, It’s a sort of dream state. 

Glare: So our consciousness is a bubble that obeys the inverse square law, the more you spread it, the less information you can absorb of your surrounding. 

Vermonis Possessing Jerry: No, that was just an analogy, It may seem simple, but its much more complex. Remember, the soul are vibrating energy levels, but those levels are not quantized. 

Glare: Correct, so that means the souls can interact with any reality, the probability being the wavelength. Since I’m mortal, I have longer wavelength right?

Vermonis Possessing Jerry: We all have the same wavelength, just different levels, its the the positions that are flipped, your root chakra, or red spectrum. stretches towards curved space time, which Is symbolicaly the fate your mortality, my red spectrum stretches away from curved space time.

Glare: If you’re curving away from spacetime, according to general relativity, your soul is traveling backwards through spacetime.

Vermonis Possesing Jerry: Well its my immortality traveling backwards through spacetime.

Glare: Wait, how can life travel back through time?

Vermonis Possessing Jerry: Well the thing is, that I’m not life, the physical form of immortals are just puppets that mess with your heads, always hiding, or luring you to their larger form. For example, I’m not a rat, well right now I’m an opossum, but what I mean is that my plague rodent form is not a biological rat, well I do share the same DNA with a black rat, but that’s just the information I use for construction, The truth is I’m an entity existing whiten The cold infinite Vacuum field. I’m not even considered to be a thing.

Glare: I think I’m getting it, once you added field, its starting to make sense. So I’m assuming the soul is vibrating in a field as well, the probability of the energy level having to emit or absorb an aura. Since you have a higher energy level that weakly interacts with reality, your true immortal form isn’t real

Vermonis Possessing Jerry: Yes, you’re getting it, immortals don’t exist, and we would become more insane if we did, since the properties of the red spectrum are reversed, which are now a chaotic violet spectrum. if I were to materialize my form right there, I would have a sense of reality, but my consciousness “bubble” would be insane, effecting me physically, which means the more I try to focus on reality, the more sanity I lose, while for you it’s the opposite. So I use his, and your consciousness to absorb the information to tell if I do exists, or am I still in The Vacuum.

Glare: I’m lost again, that doesn’t make any sense, how can there be two Mortality states if a spectrum isn’t quantized, are your sure there isn’t any more mortality states in between? 

So I’ve been thinking a lot about length contraction & the doppler effect. That when an observer increases to near the speed of light, his world view streches, and can see the light behind receding objects, terell’s rotation, and how traveling into the quantum vacuum generates a rindler horizon begind you, a blackbody radiation equivallant to the same light emitted from a stationary observer, viewing a black hole’s hawking radiation. I understand seeing all this warping of light, but how come matter isn’t effected? Matter it self is a wave of probability, the wave function. Wouldn’t matter change its state if its wave function is expanding or contracting?

Quantum field theory, QTF tells us that spacetime are vibrating fields of energy, its lowest state being its vacuum state. When there’s an excitation in the field, we observe that as a particle. When you accelerate near the speed of light, there would be more excitations in these fields in the front. squeezing these fields tightly that they have a higher probability of interacting with each other, creating more light in the photon field. An Accelerating observer would measure approaching matter increaseing in temperature, solid, liquid, gas, plasma, quark gluon plasma, receding matter would be losing energy, becoming colder, the probability matter wave streached into a boes Einstein condensate. However, the stationary observer would meassure the accelerating one spaghettified from the other’s own speed, equilvalntly if they were falling into a neutron star. If the accelerating observer surrived, somehow, and begin to slow down, then the opposite would happen, the front decreasing energy, & back increasing energy, till curved spacetime returns to equilibrium.

Glare: Oh boy, this isn’t going to be easy explaining, or causing controversy. Lets begin at the basics, what are chakras? Chakras are believed to be the spiritual points inside the body that controls our mind, body, and soul.

Crown: Spirituality

Third eye: Intuition

Throat: Expression

Heart: Love

Solar Plexus: Will Power [can’t find yellow, RIP]

Sacral: Emotion

Root: Survival

However-

So yeah… Also, its not in the scrotum, its the taint

Anyways evidence finds that it was just synethesiacs seeing & feeling colors, and somehow linked that to the endocrine system as a form of ancient medicine, but, we’re not giving up. What if chakras aren’t points, they’re a probability wave of spiritual interaction. The soul is a vibrating wave, with the root having the longest wavelength, and the crown having the shortest. It would be like the electromagnetic spectrum sideways. The vibrating wave, which we’ll call Lorentza’s Kundalini, or just the Kundalini.

Violet Spectrum, Sahasrara: Chaos

Blue Spectrum, Ajna: Logic

Cyan Spectrum, Vishuddha: Communication

Green Spectrum, Anahata: Social Morality

Yellow Spectrum, Manipura: Desire

Orange Spectrum, Svadhistana: Anthropomorphism

Red Spectrum, Muladhara: Relative Reality

What I’m depicting here is color, but since the chakras barely interact with electromagnetism, they don’t have an actual color we can see, just experience. I use color to aid me in giving a color identity, like Quantum Chromodynamics or QCD, you give an uncertain charge, to a certain color.

Each of the seven spectrums deserve a post of their own, I’m not yet so sure what medium it vibrates in, since after I past the Green Spectrum, I lose all the interaction with reality. So here’s the system I developed so far. 

Soul->Kundalini->Chakra->Aura->

Aura->Chakra->Kundalini->Soul-> 

1/V^∞ (x∞ y∞ z∞ t)

1/B^2n (xn yn t)

1/C^16 (x5.3 y5.3 z5.3 t)

1/G^12 (x4 y4 z4 t)

1/Y^10 (x.3 y.3 z.3 t)

1/O^6 (x2 y2 z2 t)

1/R^4 (x y z t)

You can also use the original sanskrit symbols as well. Still what do these numbers mean? This is the probability of the kundalini interacting. R^4/1 means that the red spectrum will have a quarter chance of interaction with the 4 dimensions of x y z spacetime, and B^2n/1 means that the blue spectrum has a half probability multiplied by an infinite probability of natural numbers on the x y plane, which means it allows a soul to experience infinity, but only in the second dimension.

Me: Dont ever take my math as good advice or actual proofs, I failed algebra in high school, and still working on fractions at home, so in reality this is all pseudoscience. However, I’ve been recently wondering about if matter could be affected by the doppler effect, I’ll explain more in the next post.